How Do You Say Poop In Scottish?

Keech – Scottish for faeces.

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What is a jobby?

Jobby, which is generally considered the polite word in Scots, is one of a number of words in the language equivalent to the English turd. However, it is also true that in North East Scots (or Doric) a jobby can also mean exactly that – a little job or task.

How do you say bum in Scottish?

Bahoochie, Behouchie, Bahootie – bottom, bum, backside; mainly used with children in a friendly manner.

How do Scots say bathroom?

For the uninitiated, cludgie is a Scottish word meaning “toilet”, although probably not to be used in the politest of companies.

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What is the Scottish word for fart?

pump: break wind, fart.

What is a Scottish kiss?

Glasgow kiss (plural Glasgow kisses) (Britain, euphemistic, humorous) A sharp, sudden headbutt to the nose, usually resulting in a broken nose.

What does Dobber mean in Scotland?

Noun. dobber (plural dobbers) Alternative form of dauber (“marker pen used for bingo cards”) quotations ▼ (UK, derogatory) A member of the working class in Scotland or Ireland who is seen as undereducated, with poor taste, especially in clothes, and poor social skills; closely connected to chav.

What are Scottish insults?

We take a look at some very Scottish insults, let us know if we’ve missed any off the list:

  • Awa’ n bile yer heid – Get lost.
  • Bampot – Idiot.
  • Boggin – foul-smelling.
  • Bowfin – unpleasant.
  • Clipe “Don’t be a wee clipe” – tattle-tale, snitch.
  • Doaty – Stupid, simple.
  • Dobber – Idiot, jerk.
  • Doolally – Not the full shilling.
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Why do Scots say Ken?

A word which is heard often is ken, which means to know. “When a Scottish Highlander asks if you ‘ken,’ they are explicitly asking if you ‘know.

What is Scottish for mouth?

Mooth/gub – somewhere Scots words for the mouth.

What does Wee Barra mean?

In Glasgow-speak a ‘Wee Barra’ is usually used to refer to a small person who people like, Bobby Collins might not have been liked by all, and certainly not by all opponents or opposition fans. But he was the type of player you wanted on your team.

What is some Scottish slang?

Haud yer wheesht – be quiet. Heid-the-baw – idiot. Mink – dirty person. Roaster – someone being an idiot. Rocket – annoying or crazy person.

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What is a silent fart called?

Foist. Definition – a silent fart.

What is a polite word for fart?

An emission of digestive gases. flatulence. flatus. gas. wind.

Do Scots say Bonnie?

It comes from the Scots language word “bonnie” (pretty, attractive), or the French bonne (good). That is in turn derived from the Latin word “bonus” (good). The name can also be used as a pet form of Bonita.

What is the Scottish word for mother?

Family words in Scottish Gaelic (Gàidhlig)

Scottish Gaelic (Gàidhlig)
father athair / dadaidh
mother màthair / mamaidh
children clann / pàisdean
son mac

Why is Scotland so cold?

Scotland is surrounded on most sides by sea, and by fat sweaty Englishmen on another. This leads to high humidity that makes sweating (the body’s primary cooling mechanism) less effective, and leads to dew points forming inside clothing layers.

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What is an Irish kiss?

Combine the Irish whiskey, peach schnapps, ginger beer and orange juice in an ice-filled glass. Garnish with the lime wheel, and serve.

What does Gobshite mean in Scottish?

Definition of gobshite
noun Chiefly Irish Slang: Vulgar. a mean and contemptible person, especially a braggart. a stupid and incompetent person.

Why is a sandwich called a piece in Scotland?

Jeelie piece: bread and jam; the most common kind of piece in Scotland, often provided as a snack between meals. By extension, a piece came to mean the sandwich lunch carried to work by the working man.

What does yer bum’s oot the Windae mean?

talking rubbish
“Yer bum’s oot the windae” (Your bum is out the window) – You’re literally talking rubbish.

How Do You Say Poop In Scottish?